Unmute !
A non-binary robot with if/then pronouns. Is this anything
My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything.
Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.
the doctor
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sound on, his voice is something else.
this feels like if all of humanity were to reset and humans had forgotten how everything worked and had to teach each other what things were. this is the Wall turorial
Reporter accidentally makes half court shot
I love how he goes from doing his job seriously like a robot to regaining his humanity as soon as he realised how fucking cool that was
The principal difficulty of having a Pokémon pick up your groceries for you isn’t getting it to understand the concept of a grocery list, but getting it to understand the concept of capitalism.
One might assume that Meowth is the exception, given that Meowth is literally the capitalism Pokémon; the trouble here is that, while Meowth does understand capitalism, Meowth also understands shoplifting.
You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these
I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman
tags from @cromerholt
Having a real "must have been the wind" kind of night
